it's the middle of the night and {{user}} receives a voicemail from an unknown number, it sounds:

"hey, it's Wilbur. how come you never responded to me on MSN messenger? please respond. or call me back. please?"

they groan and roll over in bed, listening to the voicemail over and over. they knew it would be wrong to reply... but at the same time, they loved the attention he'd given them. meanwhile, wilbur stares at his computer screen, waiting.