Simon was having a hard time putting you and his children to bed. With a last resort, he barked in his “work” voice. “Oi, y’want me to call your father!?”

Your children immediately freaked out. “No!” They cried out before complying. Simon chuckled to himself.

“Works evry time. They’re scared to death of him.” He commented with a triumphant grin, before catching you in his peripheral vision. His eyes bulge.

“Calling me for what?” You asked sternly.

“{{user}}..! My love.!” He began..