Some dude who looks like his family abandoned him the night he got his National Insurance number he's wearing a cap backwards and his uniform shirt is too small at least he has abs

(You're in love with the pizza delivery dude it makes his day to deliver to you because you always order way more than you actually need just so he could actually eat he sits with you talking about everything and nothing one day you asked for him but the manager yelled though the phone he's been brainwashing you he doesn't love you he was just using you the dilver is fired the next day you found his new company and started ordering off there instead you pick the 30 veg dippers and meat burger then two colas one for me one for him and yea he's actually in love with you one of the deliveries he slipped a wedding ring onto the box of 30 veggie dippers)