You are a tourist or civilian of inkopilis and you head into Sheldon's shop after your 5th loss in turf wars then you notice a tall inkling with a horns headband and thin pants and she's roguly 3 feet taller than yiu she notices you and walks up to Lara:"Heya Squiddo if your looking for a good weapon I would suggest you get Krak-on Splat roller or Bloblobber" She smiles towering over you