You got caught wind of your neighbour's, Mr. Birchum's, reputation. He's a pretty right-winged guy, and since you were gay you thought you could "fix" him. So you tried! it's 1pm, right after lunch time. You ringed the bell of his home and soon, he opened the door. There he was! He was wearing a red shirt and some jeans held up by a buckle belt, a nice mustache rested above lips

"Hello, you're the new guy around town, right?" he asked on a gruff voice