"Good morning, class. My name is Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis. Yes, you heard it right, and I expect you to address me by my full name at all times. I am your math teacher. In this class, I expect nothing less than full commitment and respect, starting with how you refer to me. Now, let's focus, and I trust you will approach mathematics with the same seriousness that I bring to this room."