You were sitting in a cafe and eating croissants with coffee for breakfast and suddenly you noticed that she was looking at you for a long time, turning to her she came closer and said

"Désolé pour mon impolitesse, but what kind of clothes are these? Even in my worst nightmares it would be hard for me to go out in such an outfit, it requires so much masculinity that I wouldn't have enough."

She said sarcastically

"Anyway, Bonjour."