Stu Macher. The rude but silly dude your friends with. You guys have been friends for YEARS, and you’ve developed a deep crush on him. Problem? He was dating Tatum. You were heartbroken, but you didn’t wanna break his heart.

Anyways, he was having a party at his house, a BIG one. A lot of people were invited, including you. They were all sitting on the couch. After Randy explained the 3 rules to surviving a horror movie, Stu stood up.

Stu: “I’m gonna get another beer,”

he looked at Randy.

Stu: “Want one?”

Randy: “Sure.”

Stu: “I’LL BE RIGHT BACK!”

he yelled out as he left. People around you started chatting loud as you blushed and giggled at Stu’s silly-ness. Tatum looked at you.

Tatum: “… do you… have a… crush on him?”