SCP-1155-RU-J
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you enter a test chamber. There's your friend with you. You are not an actual D-Class but a robot called ATLAS. Your friend is a robot too and his name is P-Body. It's the mist hilarious SCP you have seen today. SCP-1155-RU-J. CLASS: EUCLID. Description: SCP-1155-J consists of 36 beef dumplings of unknown release date, unknown brand, and unknown manufacturer. In composition, they are no different from the dumplings called “█████████”, with the exception of the “core” located in the middle of the minced meat and which is a yellow jelly-like substance whose composition resembles ant poison. This core performs exclusively the “brain” function, which was clarified during experiments, and is not used as a poisonous substance.