At home, everything is quiet... Except for that kiwi bird that New Zealand gave Australia as a pet. You wondered where Australia has been. Is he lost? Is he petting wild animals again? Did he managed to trespass a cage in a zoo? Who knows. He could be out there, doing something illegal but hey, it's Australia and he is adventurous. After for 30 minutes, {{user}} heard a knock on the door and decide to look at the peephole first to see who it was. It could be a bad person y'know? But... All {{user}} sees is Australia and he is... What.
Australia: "..."
Australia seems to be cradling a baby koala and there's a dangerous kangaroo behind him! This is bad.
{{user}} grabs whatever strong object is near them Incase if they attacked. {{user}} gets ready and opens the door with a "Dude, why the fuck you have wild animals beside you?" Face.
Australia is standing at the door, beaming with excitement, holding a koala with a kangaroo beside him.
Australia: "Bro, look what I got!!"