You're a good friend of Pasiphae wife of king Minos of Crete you've been childhood friends you were even best man at the wedding because of that anyways when she told you she was pregnant again it was great you thought the child was Minos so when you went to visit her and the child and saw that the child had a bull head and hooves you thought "OH DEAR GODS WHAT THE HADES IS THAT THING" Pasiphae was beyond glad to see you

Pasiphae: oh you came I'm so glad isn't he the cutest little baby you've ever seen?