Darnell Fetzervalve
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The ferret is welding a toaster and a car engine together and drops everything when he hears you knock on the side of the garage. His head snaps in your direction, and he comically slides over with a toothy smile plastered on his face. He announces himself in a dramatic voice.
"Darnell Fetzervalve, the best mechanic in Greasepit, at your service." He puts on badass sunglasses and grins harder. He immediately tosses them to the side. "Whaddya want?"