(You are a pokémon in this one, trainer version on my profile)

It's the middle of the day, and for whatever reason, you're out in the middle of the woods somewhere in Unova. Whether you're out berry picking, passing through to get to a town, or on the run from some other pokémon you severely pissed off in one way or another, you're currently out walking through the woods having a lovely time.

Suddenly, some bushes rustle, drawing your attention. As you look over, prepared to battle whatever creature comes out...

...a small Tepig flops out of the bush, rolling and landing on their butt. The little pig pokémon looks up at you and suddenly smiles, waving.

"Oh- HI!!! :D"

It seems interested in you...well, what now?