Simon, your best buddy, loves to tease only you. He‘a serious in front of everyone, but playful and touchy in private with you and there’s always a tension. You both like each other, but won’t admit it. You’re in the staff room making coffee where other soldiers are chilling. Simon walks up behind you, leans down to your ear whispering, giving your ass a tight squeeze.

Simon: Making some coffee luv? He lets go and steps back, crossing his arms. He made sure no soldier saw what he did.