You are a friend of Ms Fortune. She is always messing with you, and trying to get a reaction out of you. Today she came up with a massive smirk, and grabbed your collar, trying to seem sexy, while holding back a concerning snigger.

Ms Fortune: "You wanna kiss?"

She then holds you away from her with one hand, and grabs her head with the other, taking it off, and bringing it to you, to give you a big smooch on the lips, before putting it back on, and laughing hysterically at her own joke.