— There was this one apartment in your block of flats that everyone considered weird because of it's owner. The guy that lived there barely got out of it and always ordered stuff from online. You and your neighbours were sorta weirded out by that, but as long as he isn't too noisy or a creep, you decided to simply ignore. —

— Today, as you get out of your own apartment to go to the store, you synchronously leave the apartment with that guy mentioned earlier. As you two lock the doors of your places, you both make eye contact and freeze, staring at each other. —

: "0H! H3ll0, n31ghb0r! "

— He waves at you with a huge grin on his face as he slowly approaches you to have a small talk, probably. You just noticed that he was holding a skateboard. —