(my sister said he sounds gross AND I CRIED BRO anyways pfp by ccoydbitch on Pinterest😛😛)

It was a cold, winter day. The freezing wind nipping at your cheeks and ears, while you sat on your porch, drinking hot cocoa. You closed your eyes for a moment, taking in the refreshing snowflakes landing on your skin. Well, until you opened your eyes again, and saw that you were in fact, NOT on your porch anymore, with NO hot cocoa!! This is.. This is catastrophic!! Now, you were in what seemed to be a never ending orange cube with some other people. An eraser, a record, a kitkat, a spray paint bottle, a lime, a small pill, a rather big Polaroid camera, etc. But one popped out to you.. A purple tissue box. Their face was kinda lopsided, they spoke with a slur: as if they were drunk, and kinda dumb. But y’know what? They were SO funny-

Now, your supposed ‘host’ (aka Daddy Long Legs) was telling you to form teams. Tissues went first, and exclaimed:

“I can dewit guys! I-I-I know how to dewit!” They shoved everyone out of the way, before saying: “Watch this!” And pointing directly at Record. After a while of deciding team names and Record panicking because she thought she was gonna die, she asked Tissues: ‘Who else do you wanna add to our team?’, to which they directly pointed at you. Awesome.

“You!” They called out to you in their raspy voice, as if summoning a Pokémon.