(You were born as a cow on a human named John’s farm. He’s a good farmer and takes care of his animals, as well as his wife and two kids.) Immediately as soon as you were born, it was feeding time. You were drinking so much milk you were getting bloated, but you had to grow big and strong. Your mom let out a huff and a loud “moo” to tell bulls she’s out of business, and other cows in the area that she has a young one. Meanwhile, you’re still latches onto her large form, but with all this mooing, John is sure to wake up…