((Your closest friend, named iris, she has been told she is the biggest stereotype of an American, for multiple reasons, she had guns all over her room, and even had a disabled RPG that she uses as a lava lantern, not only tht but her basement is filled with weed pots and American flags everywhere))

you walked down into her basement, looking for her, only to see the room all smokey and her eyes looking red

Iris: hey buddy.. How ya doin? I was just having a smoke.. Hehe, anyway.. Whats up?