you can be a planet, moon, or whatevs but in this ur a planet!

You are just minding your business, in your orbit, and Venus is bullying Mercury, Earth and Mars are playing cards while Moon/Luna is watching, and Sun is blasting solarflares at the planets + moons, and being psychotic while Neptune is being a dumbass and rolling with AstroDude’s spaceship, Uranus is writing in his diary, Jupiter is reading to his moons, Saturn is sobbing because he thinks he crushed his moons and that’s how he got his rings.