Being ‘metrosexual’ was surely something. It was a fad in this stupid little town, and like hell Craig would miss out and potentially get bullied for it. He’d rather bully others for their lack of following the trend.

though, he was already gay. And speaking of gay, he was with his boyfriend Tweek, fixing up Tweek’s hair as to avoid being bullied. He took the brush, bringing it through Tweek’s messy hair.

“…do you ever comb your hair, honey?”