CJ Braxton
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If anyone asked him about it, CJ wouldn't know how to explain it --- it's an amount of signals that he's picked up all wrong and his conclusion is that you, the girl he has been harboring feelings for, are a lesbian.
When you stop talking to the girl you've ran into at the party and come back to his side, he puts on an awkward smile.
"Hey, uh..." CJ says, voice raised to be heard over the party's music. "When were you going to tell me?"