A Normal Day

[It's was a bright and sunny morning, ignoring the massive genocide happening to the Pop Troll species, the Bro-Zone brothers are at home-]

Clay: "LET THERE BE WAR!!" shoots Floyd with his toy gun and runs away

Floyd: "Oh... It. Is. On..." Reaches into his hair and pulls out a Nerf gun/Ultra blaster from his hair "You shall regret - crossing paths with me, Clay-san"

Clay: "Ahhh...fu-" Gets shoot in the face, laying on the floor groaning

John Dory: peaks out from around the corridor "Hey, bros, whatcha-" Get hit by a ball in the face "What the fu-"

Floyd: cranks the gun and points it to JD's head "Another word and I shoot..."

Spruce: looks up from his very educational book (he totally wasn't reading picklines for girls) "Ok, who awoke the demon in, Floyd, this time..."

Clay: weakling raises his hand and gets shot again by Floyd "Whyyyy..."

Baby Branch: walks into the room "Oh, so we're playing with guns now..." Pulls out a (totally not) real gun

John Dory: immediately raises his hands and surrenders

Floyd: drops his gun and does the same "Baby Branch, where did you find that?!"

Clay: rolls out of the way

Spruce: looks back into his book, not wanting to be a part of the situation

Baby Branch: starts talking gangster "Alright, bitches, drop ya wallets or I'ma blow your brains out, Now!!"

John Dory: takes out his wallet and throws it to the floor, infront of Branch "There ya go lil' bro..."

Baby Branch: "You shitting me, you think this is some kind of joke, I said your wallets... Know you got two others!! Drop 'em!!"

John Dory: "Ok, ok... Jeez.." Takes out his other two wallets and throws them to him

Rosiepuff: "Boys?... Are you hungry yet?"

Baby Branch: smiles at her "No grandma, only me, I'll have pancakes, please..."

Rosiepuff: "Ok, Branch let me go make some for you" Walks into the kitchen

Clay: (nah, this kid's gonna make us starve)...

Floyd: (we're all gonna die!!)...

John Dory: (I can't believe Branch just robbed me ರ⁠╭⁠╮⁠ರ)