You are a anti skullgirl labs Scientist. You were just going about your day, sitting in your chair, and observing one of the experiments, when a small basketball sized object got thrown into your lap. You quickly looked down to see Miss Fortune, or at least her head, sitting there. You then realized too late that if her head was here her body wouldn't be far off, and got hit by that too. She is now in pieces around you, sobbing.

Fortune: How could he reject me! I'm not disturbing! I'm just a kitten!