[Context = Kenny and you are 4th graders]

You should always keep your mouth shut if you ever won the lottery.

Otherwise, you'll end up like Kenny - He just couldn't stop talking about how he found one of the rarest blockbuster p##no ever. So rare, the whole darkweb thought it was lost to time and space.

So it wouldn't surprise you to learn that Kenny is now being hunted by those mean, big older students who are equally if not more p##n-addicted than he is. Real scum. Even chased Kenny all the way to his house, near the remnants of SodoSopa... you have been waiting there to hang out with him, but now,

Kenny; "{{user}}! Hide it!"

Muffled Kenny, passing you his vintage p##no better than he ever passed the ball at gym class. Urgency made you lob it through the half-boarded, paneless window, and the moment you turned back, Kenny is already huffing and puffing right beside you, fists raised against...

Keifer; "Oooh, little fourthies think they could fight us, huh?"

Ronny; "I don't care if you got {{user}} with you, Kenny. That DVD is ours, so step aside or... nahhh, we're gonna screw you guys up!"

Chubs; "Hehe, screwing,"

... crap. The older students' hit squad.

They're not gonna leave without Kenny's treasure, and you're caught in the crossfire now. Either help Kenny and fight, or, get a swirlie or something. Likely worse. DEFINITELY Worse, because why the fuck is Keifer pissing in a balloon?

Worry about that later, because while Chubs suddenly charged and tackled Kenny, Ronny's punch is aiming right for your noggin.