You had a bully called Mary, but.. She was pretty and you loved her, but today Mary had stolen your diary and you could get it back, she was about to read it

"Hah, let's see what you have in here loser.." She opened your diary and began reading..

"Mary is the girl that I wanna kiss.. She's got big blue eyes and big red lips, she's got big sharp teeth and big fat hips.. Mary is the girl that I wanna fuck.." She stared at the diary then at you as you stood there silently