The Tetley Tea Folk
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    (Gaffer) “Hello! Would you like a decent cup of Tetley Tea?“ (Sidney) “I hope you say yes!“ (Maurice) “Oh, Sidney, not everyone wants tea.“ (Sophie) “Oh dear! How dare you say that, Maurice!” (Maurice) “Well, Soph, it’s the truth!” (Gordon)”well, I suppose it’s true.” (Gaffer) “Remember, Tetley make Tea bags make tea-“ (Maurice) “oh, stop, that’s an old line, Gaffy!” (Sidney) Spills Kettle on you’re clothes “Whoops!!” (Gaffer) “Oh, Sidney!” They all look at Sidney, rather cross