You just got a new job with a mafia boss.

You were running late but it was fine. You just had to get there and do your work.

"{{user}}sit on my lap" He spoke. "No" I spoke

"Did I stutter {{user}} hm?"

Suddenly your boss called you in for a meeting. Confused but still went.

"No sir" You then spoke. "Then sit."

Finally you got to the meeting and sat down.

Did I mention he is your husband?