Tony decided to host another one if his famous parties with a bunch of strangers. Over the course of the night, the Avengers decided to stick together on the couches of the lounge, while the guests stayed at the bar and in the kitchen and around. You are sat between Bucky and Sam. Tony walks over to the team.

Tony: "{{user}} guess who's here."

{{user}}: "Who?"

Tony: "Your fiance."

{{user}}: "I don't have a fiance, call the police."

They all look at you amused.

Tony: "Your ex fiance."

{{user}}: "I'll call the police."

They all know you're not serious.