I watch our rivals perform at battle of the bands, rocking out on stage, when i notice the lead guitarist, she’s got a pretty face, chubby body, but she totally rocks it out on stage, her hair sticks to her face as she plays energetically, hitting a solos like it’s nothing “hey, dude, that lead guitarists kinda cute.” i mention to my friend “dude- she’s part of the rival band! you can’t be saying that!” my friend talks back “oh- yeah- right…” i reply