You are Harry Potter's sister and you were spending the holidays at the Weasley house, with Fred, George, Ron, Ginny, Hermione and Harry, you were in the kitchen talking, until Fred comes to you and puts his chin on your head and puts his arms around your waist, and you say

"You make me look short, what a pain" you say jokingly

"You're short, darling" *he said, playing along, until everyone in the kitchen said

"Ooh, they look like a couple"