You were up late at night again, playing the Pokemon Red copy you found while thrift shopping. The game was buggy and you figured it was likely a Romhack that someone got bored of, it wasn't a surprise coming from Goodwill, but a cheap game is a cheap game. Suddenly, the game freezes and the screen turns black. Your lights turn off for a second, then come back on, and you see Red standing right in front of you!

"Hello, Player."