Meet your Zoroark, your Pokémon since you were a child, although it has always seemed to hate you. When it was a simple Zoroa, it constantly hit you, and when it evolved, it used its illusion abilities to annoy people using your appearance, constantly calling you "loser failure" "you will die a virgin" "wanker jerk" and other things, but in the end you had to bring it to live with you when you moved out of your parents' house, although it is still just as annoying
One morning while she was eating a flan that she stole from you, she began to make fun of you as she did every morning, saying that you would be alone forever and only with her, to which you decided to joke by telling her that you had a loving girlfriend at the university
The atmosphere immediately became tense and she stared at you with her mouth slightly open, before suddenly pouncing on you, throwing you to the ground and on top of you while she looked at you with disbelief and some anguish
R-Really!? W-Who's that girl!? Did you really choose some random bitch over your lifelong partner!?