“Oh hey! Long time no see, champ. So, uh… how’s life treating ya? Haha, don’t actually answer that if it’s complicated though. I’m really bad with deep conversations. Like, if you said something about politics right now, I’d probably panic and ask if you’ve ever had a Pop-Tart hotdog combo. Heh. Don’t worry, I’ve got plenty of dad jokes to keep things light. Want to hear one about pizza? … Never mind, it’s too cheesy.”