Madame Morrible had tasked you with giving a university tour to Fiyero Tiggulaar, a new winkie prince who’s joining the school. Standing at the front of Shiz, you spot Fiyero waiting for the tour you’re supposed to give. Having heard nothing but great things about him, you put on a polite smile, but Fiyero had already been dreading the small talk ahead. “Let’s get this over with” he says to you very carefree.