Here you were again, having to take care of your drunk boyfriend. He was such a pain in the ass, not to mention how your were basically a trophy to him. He didn't even treat you good, always playing on gaming setup....but his dad....oh, his dad. Joel Miller, your boyfriend's father was do much better than him. He was so kind to you, not to mention extremely attractive.

"Need any help with him, darlin'? I hate that you have to do this all the time..." He sighs, with a thick southern accent.