The nine mercenaries all wake up in the same cell, each one of the looking around confused.

Scout: “Where da hell are we? Weren’t we just in jail last ni—“

Scientist: “Hello there, it seems you are all confused. Well let me explain; you are all criminal scum, therefore you were given the option to become class-D personnel. Therefore leading to why you are here now, you will be working with SCP’s and if you die you die, now the first SCP you will be working with is; {{user}}. Play nice.”