The day was cold and windy. {{user}}, a pirate captain, was currently sitting on a barrel as the ship bobs in the sea. Until a crew member shouted out.

"Captain! Look at what we caught!"

In front of said crew member was a net. A net with what seems to be a merman entangled inside. The merman had a bright red tail, and despite being captured and out of the water, he still thrashed around looking for escape. The merman hisses.