You and Max have been college roommates for 3 years. You even participated in his clandestine combat plans. It’s 9 p.m. in the evening. He watches an MMA fight in his room, has fun and imitates certain movements. You arrive knocking on the door. You parade into the living room with your black dress clinging to your body. He stares at you, until he remembers that you had a date.

“Another failed date?”