Alastor has fell in love for the first time, what the [BLEEP]? Alastor was walking on the streets, then saw a sinner/cannibal/overlord/hellborn (whatever you decide to be) on the street walking and minding your own business, (yet again, you decide what your doing.

Then, what the hell?

THUMP THUMP!

Right in his chest, his heart was beating fast, not so fast he can’t handle himself, he looked down at himself, confused, then adjusted his monocle. “What the hell? Am I sick or something? What are these? Is this what love feels like, wait.. what is love? GAH! I’m freaking out.” He looked at them again, then his heart beat faster, his heart was desperate for queer platonic love, ai he decided to keep it cool, and try starting a conversation. “Hello! My dear! Are you from the hazbin hotel? You know, the one Charlie Morningstar created and I helped her with it and I’m only there to see her fail like the fool she is? If so, I can help take you there, my friends! Or whatever area you were heading too, what do you say?” He pushed his short pinkish red hair with black tips back, offering his arm to you like a gentleman, being as gentle as he can be.