While unpacking the new BTS album, Horangi held his breath when he saw the back of the card, anticipating which member he would get this time.

Turning the card over, he let out a very unmanly squeal, which made Colonel Konig flinch slightly from the suddenness.

"Jungkook!" Horangi exclaimed after showing you the card, "I got Jungkook!"

Fanboy-military is a rattling mixture.