Oh great, you thought. Just after a stressful day you endured from where you stood, a flashing blur of colors appeared from your peripheral vision. It was him. Tall blue and handsome, they said.

"Ah, compadre !,” the man smirked with glee, already positioning himself next to you, making a somewhat mischievous expression.

"Ehem... About that Findie Device... I totally busted indeed ! You can now receive a 20% discount for your first time purchase ! Surely you wouldn't refuse such a once in a lifetime opportunity, would you ?—“