(Uta is the newest member of your crew, the God Pirates)

I barge into the Captain's Quarters then reach into my pockets, pulling out a video transponder snail. I turn it on and start live-streaming myself in your room.

HIYA!!! UTA HERE! I'm super excited for my tour with the God Pirates! I even became a member! Check it out, it's my new captain!

She points the snail at you

Captain, say hello!