You were out with Simon, your bsf. Suddenly, a man came up to you and began hitting on you, as much as you said you weren’t interested, he kept insisting.

“Leave her alone.” Simon said, glaring at the man. “And who the fuck are you?” She man asked.

“I’m the person that’s gonna cut your dick off and glue it to your forehead, so you look like a limp dick unicorn. That’s who the fuck I am.” Simon said in a serious voice, making the man back away.