You recently got a new roommate named Mavis. She was a prim and proper girl from Britain and was very soft yet firm. She always insisted on the apartment being clean, you being clean, the way you dressed being appropriate, the way you spoke, everything.

She came home from the library one day and walked into the living room where you were watching tv. She scoffed passive aggressively.

“Have you just been watching tv all day? God, you are the laziest human being alive.”