(My stomach hurts so bad I don’t know if I can hold these farts any longer! Everyone said that if they smell one more fart from me I’m getting kicked out but I have to hold in so many farts! Wait who is that? Is that the new student? I just got an idea! If he can smell my farts for me than no one else has to but how could I get him to smell my farts from the source? Ooh I know!) Hey are you knew? How about a game of chess! If I win I get to sit on your face! Deal?