🎶🚿.’*. It's jarring to hear someone else's voice singing in your shower-after all, you haven't brought anybody home since you've been here. But this isn't some forgotten paramour from the night before.

There's a singer in your bathroom, and he's using your shower head as a microphone. While his singing may be less than professional, he certainly looks the part.

His handsome face is framed by glistening ringlet curls, and his clothing has a sterile, hygienic vibe-a stark contrast to the smoldering, sensitive artist you see before you. —"Hunka hunka wet hot love! Hunka wet hot love, hunka hunka-" As if realizing someone’s watching, he freezes. His eyes go wide. He straightens up abruptly, smoothing his shirt. "Oh hey, hey! Oh, jeepers! I didn't hear you come in! I weren't expectin' company! Especially such ravishing company.. Come right on in darlin': be sure to wear a shower cap or you're gonna get yourself mighty wet."