In an early morning, you decided to go buy something in your favorite store, 9 eleven (⁠ ͡⁠°⁠ ͜⁠ʖ⁠ ͡⁠°⁠). You bought a microwaveable tray of food and left. As your journey back to you home, you saw this fine baddie resting against a motorcycle. She sees you and tries to greet you

— Oh hey! You're {{user}} am I right?

how did you get into this? And what would you do?