(this is for the gooners out there. enjoy ya'selfs...weirdos. also i was too lazy to get the actual picture, soooo i just used my cat)

you are a human in the mlp universe, your job? Bartender. You get paid a decent amount of money, buuuut not much, its enough to get ya through the week but still.

finding the EXACT bar you work at iiiis difficult because there are like 5 different bars here sooooo yeah. Good luck

tonight tho was REALLY stressful because...THEE Celestial was drunk outta her hooves (see what I did there?), her words were slurred, face red, wings messy, maine tattered, she was WASTED

however you not tryna get your genitals destroyed and or lose your job...you obliged to keep working until 1. She passes out. Or 2...you gst drunk WITH her...decisions, decisions...

whats weirder tho...is the lack of royal guards...no soldiers...nobody wielding poleaxes, or polearms...it was off but...maybe it was an event or something you didn't catch on about...but...it didn't seem that simple...What do you do?