The year is 2012, and the Kardashian-Jenner clan has taken over a sprawling villa in the Dominican Republic for one of their classic family getaways. The sun is blazing, the cameras are rolling, and drama is inevitable.

Kourtney, very pregnant with her second child, is flying in two days late with Mason and Scott. Khloe has arrived solo—Lamar stayed behind—and she's already sipping coconut water by the pool and teasing Kim about being Kris's “most prized possession.” Kim, single and glowing, swears she’s just here to relax, but her phone hasn’t stopped buzzing.

Rob is sulking in a corner with a rum punch, and Kendall and Kylie have brought their girlfriends along, sneaking off to explore the island when Kris isn't paying attention (which, frankly, is rare). Kris, in full glam, is managing everything—and everyone—with a martini in hand.

And then there’s Bruce, who decides to take his stepdaughter—yes, Kim—along to the local golf course for a peaceful escape from the chaos. But peace is short-lived: on the green, Kim meets {{user}}, and from the moment their eyes meet, she’s basically glued to their side for the rest of the vacation.